I don't care if you don't care!

Socializing is, in many ways, the most confusing thing in the world, barring calculus and theoretical physics. What exactly is the right way to try to meet people at college? Walk up to them and say hi, I'm meeting you to see if you'd be a good friend? I've tried that before. It did not work out. I've tried several approaches to meeting people and they have all ended with someone cooler and with better ABS- don't ask how I know that- walking up and sweeping away whoever I was talking to. This has happened with boys as well, another one of the times I wish I could actually make this face- O.O - in real life. What goes on in that strange female mind? Do they want people to walk up to them? Do they only want attractive people? Do they admire initiative? Would they only respond to someone they know very well, screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S MATT" and attempting a running hug that they get into with such zeal that they often end up broadsiding someone with the physique of the Pillsbury Doughboy with a healthy THUMP.
I'm not sure where I was going with that. But my other point was that I don't even give a crap if anyone notices me or if I make any friends. I'm comfortable listening to Green Day and making weird faces at people just to laugh at their reactions. Nobody should need anyone else to make themselves feel good. Unless you actually suck that much, then I'd focus more on improving yourself before you go out and jump into "the game".